hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

(Quelle: hughsdancys)



disneyparksphotoproject:


A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes

photographer: Olivia Bee 
location: Walt Disney World


leonmaughan:

When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07

(Quelle: leonmaughan)



cristina-y:

Flirting: A Guide, by Jaime Lannister

(Quelle: cardio-god)



feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

image



googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

(Quelle: barackobotm)



(Quelle: oswaldz)



(Quelle: ruinedchildhood)



baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”



  • me: does one sit-up
  • me: checks for abs




swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right





No gifts

(Quelle: ariml)



rihenna:

Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games